Turns out the source of that brownie smell enveloping the loop area on windy days is the Blommers Chocolate Factory catty-corner from the Jewel on Milwaukee/Kinzie/DesPlaines.
As the "blah" sound in its name indicates, the Blommers Plant is more Slugworth than Wonka, but according to their website they're hiring.
Among the qualifications a prospective Blommer's Q/A Tech: Must be able to taste and consume chocolate and related products
Sounds easy enough. Unfortunately, s/he also:
- Must be able to climb stairs, walk, stand for prolonged periods of time
- Must be able to lift up to 50 pounds
- [Must be able to deal with] hot, cold, dusty, noise conditions
- [Preferably would have a] Bachelors of Science in Biology, Chemistry, Microbiology or related field [with] Three years experience or commensurate level of experience and education
According to its website the job has been open for almost a year, which raises the obvious point: Why hasn't blommer's run a golden ticket contest to fill the job?
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